Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
