the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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