some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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