Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i think my cat just said my name.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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