Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
