I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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