Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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