his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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