I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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