Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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