i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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