Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i permit you to call me
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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