He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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