I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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