omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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