They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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