we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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