Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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