brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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