i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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