i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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