Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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