Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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