saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Welp...herpes.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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