Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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