Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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