I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
