I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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