For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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