Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
