Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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