oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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