can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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