I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
sex in a hospital.. check
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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