Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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