Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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