: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I want her autograph on my taint
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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