I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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