I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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