I like to think it a success when the cops are called
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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