what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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