After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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