I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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