covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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