Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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