But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
