we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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