It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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