You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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