idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where is the hickey?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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